It's 2018 and I'm a Self-Actualized Cartoon Teen

It’s 2018, and I have aligned by being with my truest self. I can accomplish everything I can imagine. I have an able and beautiful body. And I have realized that not only am I unstoppable, but also, am I Kim Possible (is that how you’d put it?).

I can’t believe it took me this long to real-eyes (relaz?). I guess it’s true what they say, it’s often most difficult to see what is right in front of your cartoon nose. I’m 32, but I know many people even older than me (shudder) who have yet to realize (got it)   they are Kim Possible. It’s like society doesn’t want us to realize these things about ourselves. Once we do, how will they sell us things like makeup and razors (is that with a zee or zed). I’m a perfect cartoon pre-teen. I don’t need those things. And neither do you.

My life has changed so drastically since I’ve opened my eyes to my truth. Now, when I answer my phone I say things like “what’s the stitch?” and “beep me loser”. To be honest, I’m not that familiar with the Television show “Kim Possible” from Two thousand and 3. Like I said, I am thirty2. But even without seeing a single episode, I’d say I’m really pulling off this cropped turtle-neck and flared cargo pants, and I will continue to ALL YEAR long. Plus, people quote Kim Possible things sometimes in everyday conversation, so I’m picking up some queueues from that. I learn alot all the time by this type of learning.

It just goes to show with deep meditation and mindfulness we can come to know things about ourselves that go beyond what we thought we would ever we know.  When I graduated high school (honestly can’t belief I did- thank you Mrs. B) had no idea that I would be back at that same high school some meer fourteen years later. Do you get that?

Oh - looks like I’m getting a beep now - just my kids. They want me to pick them up from school. But I don’t have my license anymore. Fingers crossed Ron and the rat can pick me up and we can swing by and get them.

All the best to you and yours in the new year - Stay inspired and... page me later bitch.