Catching-the-Bus-Run Race

ROZ: Its time yet again for the much anticipated Catching-the-Bus-Run Race. The only foot race that requires control, a straight face, and an attitude that says “I don’t care if I catch the bus or not” …

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Jordanne Brown
Craigslist Apartment Scam Letter

Dear buyer, thank you for needing a home, and liking mine. That is very sweet of you. Judging by your email and nothing else, you seem like the dream tenant and nothing could make me happier than getting you nestled into my two bedroom basement apartment…

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Jordanne Brown
These Large Sculptures of Broken Wedding Bands that I Made Have Nothing to do With My Wife ABANDONING Me at the Aisle, I Just Like the Way They Look

We all love a twist ending. But a twist beginning? To not even let the story start? I think we could have woven a beautiful story together if she didn’t leave me blowing like a sock in the wind at the altar. This is just one of the thoughts that didn’t cross my mind even once while I spent the early hours of my work days slaving over a slab of ceramic clay...

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Jordanne Brown